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May 24th, 2006


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visceralfarts
11:22 pm
The great wall of China was built to keep out rabbits.

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From:ibnfirnas
Date:May 24th, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
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I think people fail to realize just how dangerous rabbit cavalry is, in the hands of the right Xiong-nu general.
In the Annals of the Grand Historian Sima Qian, the Han Dynasty Carrot Famine is writ large in the catalogue of great cataclysms of the history of the Middle Kingdom. Ch'in Shih Huang Di himself was said to be mortally terrified of anything with "hoppy legs and twitchy little noses."
From:visceralfarts
Date:May 24th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
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haha you rock :)
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From:scazon
Date:May 24th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
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As we know, it is the rabbits from the North who pose the greatest threat to us and our empire. That's why we need an equivalent wall to keep out those dangerous Canadian locusts and goldfish.
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From:ibnfirnas
Date:May 25th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC)
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Canadian goldfish slaughtered my entire tribe, you insensitive bitch. I can still see their pulsating gills in my nightmares.
From:visceralfarts
Date:May 25th, 2006 08:14 am (UTC)
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wow that's harsh! i think you owe ibnfirnas an apology!! :)

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