November 23rd, 2004
|scazon||05:25 pm - Dolphins and Lesbians|
"All lesbians are obsessed with dolphins." -Naomi
Within 45 seconds of uttering this "true fact", it became an "untrue statement" because of the testimony of various people at table. Is it still indeed a stereotype?
|Date:||November 24th, 2004 05:24 am (UTC)|| |
That goes far towards explaining lesbians' aquatic tendencies and smooth, grey skin.
Also their sexy, sexy beaks and tendency to kill sharks with same.
Once I was thrown overboard in the Azores while trying to find the Flying Dutchman and administer some chicken soup to the ghostly, thrice-damned crew, because they were probably hungry and had no doubt caught a sniffle or two after all these years at sea. In a storm off the coast of Casablanca, though, I was washed off the deck, and would have died if I wasn't saved by a nearby pod of lesbians.
They used their echolocation to determine that I was, indeed, pregnant, and that it might just be the Duke's, after all.
Is there a statue, commemorating this event, on an island in the Aegean sea of you being rescued by the lesbians?
(I almost said "riding on the back of a lesbian," but that would give one the wrong idea.)
It is in Tripolitania, actually, and fashioned of jade and fiddler crabs.